The Church of the Big Ring is a regional cyclocross racing team based in Salt Lake City, Utah.

Near the turn of the century a water damaged set of parchment scrolls written in a strange dialect of Flemish was found in the sacred shrine Ghisallo. It was hidden from public view and thought to be lost during the Great War. Our secret contact in Flamders has found them and under great risk is translating them and sending excerpts to The Church of the Big Ring!